The Sports Dump- no scores, Just Jokes.

Weekly Sports Dump-No one in charge of Sports Should Be! w/ comedian Lauren Flans!

We bring back one of the OG sports dump contributors, funny free style rapper and podcasting superstar Lauren Flans. Though she isn't absorbed in the world of sports or even aware of it, she offers some untainted takes on some of the prevailing sports stories of the week. We talk about.

- Racist Basketball players/video game streamers

-"Plantation referencing" college basketball coaches

- Sexually predatory College football coaches.

- Full houses at sporting events in Texas

All in all it's some funny bits in between me ranting like a madman at the utter stupidity that surrounds us. But you will be happy to know we didn't have time for Hockey OR soccer!

Sports Dump- March Badness! no soccer or hockey this episode!

There are times when there just isn't anything going on with sports. I wish this was one of those times. Unfortunately almost everyone sucks. Luckily one of the few who doesn't, Dan Antonucci, is here with me to talk about...

- the fact that we know someone who was at the insurrection

-a former Sports Dump Co-host on Wheel of Fortune last night!

-Creighton's coach, and how he possibly came to use the word "plantation"....twice.

-The surprising news that Texas football boosters are old white racists

-LSU proving no national title comes without some horrible shit. And Maybe Les Miles isn't a genius, or even smart.

-The Head of the NFL players association is essentially working for the owners and not the players. FUN!

-Some odd scientific predictions from nooch (get ready for pangea to return!)

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Sports Dump- MID February Rundown!!! We've got it all in here!

It's Joe and Nooch running down all of the most important sports stories of a pretty shitty month for sports. But we have car crashes and bashing the rich and we also call out Tom Brady for being the lightweight that he is. Subscribe and rate and follow and have a great life! (these things are not related or guaranteed in any way)

SPORTS DUMP-SUPERB OWL PREVIEW! KIND OF! MORE ABOUT PROP BETS!

It's that time of year when I remember how much I don't like Tom Brady. Let me list the ways (about 2/3 into the episode). But before that Nooch and I talk about how my kittens (sisters) are in a big fight with each other. THEN we get into some talk about Prop bets, at one point Dan has me filling out a survey or some shit. Eventually we get to our meaningless prediction for the score but our much more meaningful predictions of what dumb shit might happen. please don't gamble, but if you do, don't do what we say.

Sports Dump- 2021- PANDEMIC SPORTS w/ Gareth Reynolds and Molly Erdman!

It's the first episode of the new year and we are trying out a NEW format/segment (it's new, so it could be anything). Comedian Gareth Reynolds (the dollop, IO west) and "The Sports Widow" Molly Erdman join me to try and figure out if playing sports during a pandemic is a good idea or not. 

We also give a very brief preview of the NHL, which is actually me quizzing the guests to see if they can name the 4 divisions. Don't worry, you don't need to know hockey to enjoy, you DO need to know basic directions.

Fun bits and many insults thrown around.  Subscribe rate review and go to thesportsdump.com for occasional other content!

Sports Dump- Unexpected episode because a lot of shit happened!

-After we start off with the Holiday greetings we immediately pivot to the recent spate of deaths in the sports world.

-Joe tries to mention real sports before Dan gets us back on (off?) track.

-The once mighty NFC east is a pile of shit, but I can stop watching dog shit.

-Joe again makes a mistake of almost talking NBA before we realize what a perfect Dukey Grayson Allen is. Several minutes of quality Duke Bashing follow.

-The best part of the episode starts around 23 minutes in as Nooch tries out our new 2021 format in a speed round of finding one good thing and one awful thing to say about a bunch of sports shit. With cool soundtrack!

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Sports Dump- NBA SEASON PREVIEW AND PREDICTIONS BASED ON 2 GAMES!

I see that other sports media giants have seized on our "Day Late" season previews (LOOKING AT YOU DEFECTOR! I PAY YOU TO STEAL YOUR IDEAS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!). Luckily we've been so consistent in being late with our previews that I'm not worried. - And this one is less late than usual, having been completed before any games were played. Our NBA insider/outsider Dan Antonucci is here with me to praise and rip Bill Simmons as well as Give our NBA predictions- LAST YEAR I PICKED LAKERS OVER HEAT SO GAMBLE ALL YOUR MONEY ON THESE PREDICTIONS (don't really).

Sports Dump Talks Soccer and Ted Lasso with Brendan HUNT.

My long time friend and co-owner of our fantasy team, Brendan Hunt joins the show. We talk about his trip overseas to shoot season two of Ted Lasso AND to become a daddy! HOORAY! we are then joined by my brother Mike as we talk about the Champions League draw. If you don't know Champions league soccer is world class competition you can watch during the day on weekdays! Perfect for the unemployed, which I assume most of our listeners are. Kidding guys, i'm sure you're all rich.

Sports Dump Interview with Former Survivor contestant and Marlins President David Samson!

For some reason David Samson (world series-winning MLB team president and host of Nothing Personal... on CBS platforms) has agreed to come onto our show Three times! Each time more fun than the last. Because he has many outlets to give his sports takes I decided to instead take a cultural detour into his love of Art. I also open things up with a very stupid trade suggestion and try to convince David to buy The Second City at some point as well. Even less sports than usual! subscribe and rate and review toooooooo.

Sports Dump- We Finally Got the Full Crew Together! And then Some!

I was finally able to track down Brad Morris and get him into an episode. Don't worry, we have Nooch too, and he and brad do an excellent representation of what the call between the Jets and Trevor Lawrence will sound like. We try to pick a Champions League team for Brad AND the episode is littered with passages of my kid absolutely TROLLING ME by turning off the light in my studio, shoving cats in my face and other joys of parenting. This is a fun one!