The Sports Dump- no scores, Just Jokes.

The Sports Dump- CLUSTERDUMP!

Today is a frankenstein episode.  Three parts.

1. Nebraska Cornhusker jokes (better if you DON'T like Nebraska)

2. an attempt at a regular episode with Nooch, cut short when he gets called into work while recording.

3. our emergency co host is back again to give football picks. it's a very frustrating part of the show for me.

Sports Dump- Special last minute co host hit's today's big sports stories!

If I risked alienating the few regular listeners we have with my last episode, which focused on the demise of the Nebraska Cornhuskers (a very niche topic to say the least) today's episode might finish the job.

my usual co host Nooch is ghosting me and my wife needed to get some work done so today's emergency co host is my youngest kid, Val.

This is not her sports dump debut, as she won our NFL picks contest two years ago, finishing over .500.

Rather than dumb it down I just went over the topics I had picked out to do with Nooch, and while the approach may have been different, the results weren't changed all that much from a typical episode.

 

A very Special (?) Sports Dump- WHAT HAPPENED TO NEBRASKA?

I know you might find it amazing to discover that I host another podcast, but it's true. What is surprising is that we have a loyal following, and have even made a dollar or three while doing it.  Especially when you consider that the topic of the show is Nebraska Football.  When I was a kid Nebraska was a Powerhouse. Now we more like an abandoned house. Pat Janssen and Ryan Tweedy join me to figure out what happened to the Huskers and if there is any reason to keep rooting. ***if you aren't interested in Nebraska football, it's ok to skip this one, unless you just enjoy yelling. 

Sports Dump Nov 16- THE SPORTS WIDOW! MOLLY ERDMAN joins the show!

When Joe isn't forgetting people's names (always fun), Molly Erdman is here to inject some common sense into sports topics, which usually have none.

-we open with a couple chuckles making fun of the misery of others

-thanks to the Red zone, Joe and Molly get all the NFL highlights, some of which are even worthy of discussion

-The Masters like no other was a bore, as is the winner, does that matter and are all golf and tennis players rich kids?

-Joe brings up the NBA draft for absolutely NO reason. but it does make molly wish basketball was being played.

-what starts out as a covid discussion concludes with the observation that 19 year old men with multiple concussions are right below old rich men on the list of who NOT to listen to.

The Sports Dump Nov 11- Audio of "Tony LaRussa" and arresting officer. Kind of.

Great to have Nooch back even though Joe talks the same amount either way.

-Joe updates nooch on the dirty business baseball buried in the news dump over the weekend.

-Tony LaRussa, baseball's icon of the old white man's last stand gets arrested again, and we are here to recreate the interaction. (5:45)

-The SEC has cancelled half of it's games this weekend. WINNING! (actually it may be more as of now, news happens fast)

-NBA DRAFT talk for 15 seconds leads to our new game "6 degrees of Husky" where nooch can link any basketball player (or maybe anything?) to a UCONN Husky. genuinely impressive.
-The MASTERS the most appropriately named Golf tournament ever gets played in the fall, who cares? Not us but we give you some rando picks. Don't gamble on these.

Sports Dump Nov 9- Lot of dirty sports stories they tried to bury under Election news.

-Joe goes solo today

-Joe got twitter banned

-Lebatard Show protesting firings by not doing their show- l love them but will replace them in a second if ESPN wants.

-The Dodgers organization has 9 more covid cases. NO PUNISHMENT

-everyone will have covid eventually

-Joe tries to find a figure in sports who is as poor a sport as our "president". after eliminating some good candidates we settle on a close match.

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Sports Dump Nov 5- Sports have abandoned us in our Time of need!

Sorry for the delay this week. Other stuff on the mind. Speaking of, why couldn't sports do something this week to help distract us? Nooch and Joe try to come up with sports analogies for our current political waiting game. And just when you think the episode is over, we go on an 8 minute NFL bashing session. Hope it's as fun to hear as it is to say!

The Sports Dump- The WORLD (series) HAS ENDED!

Nooch and Joe go over the Last game of the World series and all the great stoner music being played in and out of commercials. Then we laugh because LA is Championship City! We re-create the Argument between Justin Turner and the MLB guy trying to keep him from partying.  We also recreate the worst move of the series when The Rays Manager took out Blake Snell. We end the episode with Joe quizzing Nooch on where all of the Champions League teams are from before the recording cuts out, i'm not sure what happened but honestly there was nothing good past that point.

Sports Dump- Bill Simmons, Corona Virus and Santa Claus!

Not your typical episode heading but it will all make sense in a few minutes of listening.

-show opens with Joe taking an old man rant to the Dodgers Hockey hair.

-Nooch tries to pitch "Bill Simmons" some boston ideas for the ringer

-Daniel Jones had the sports moment every 40 year old has when they think they are still Daniel Jones' age.

-Joe interviews the Corona Virus to find out more about the "mutual respect" Odell Beckham Jr. and the virus has.

-"Adam Silver" calls Santa Claus to break the news that they are opening the season on Christmas. Neither of us had a good enough Jesus impression.

Every-Other-Daily Sports Dump- World Series episode with comedy!

After basking in the glory of our accurate NBA finals prediction we came down to earth by only getting the Dodgers part right in our baseball predictions, but we make up with it several times over. First Co-host NOOCH and I go over what or who exactly he is. We then re-create Dave Roberts and Clayton Kershaw on the mound of game 4, 6th inning, 1 out, man on first. That leads us into 1 minute of daily fantasy talk. I'm sorry. BUT we give you more comedy with an imagined conversation between super agent drew rosenhouse and super QB Trevor Lawrence. It doesn't go where you might think.  subscribe rate review follow twitter @sportsdumpshow